I have the perfect story for the game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

That's actually an awesome idea for Story DLC!

Nah, that story's too intellectual for this game.

If you want to have the 1080P and 60FPS version of the game, you have to pay 20$ extra

And even that version of the game will have framerate stutters and drops below 10FPS

Also microtransactions for everything in singleplayer and multiplayer.

We'll see! I'm going to make a thread for story suggestions after this thread dies!

Every person voice acting is lisping and the microphones were fucked up while the voice overs were recorded.

Random pop in and pop out of stuff thats in the game. Like you walk and suddenly there is a tree in front of your face that just took ages to load. and sometimes enemies just disappear even tho they are still there and can attack you.


You can only move into 8 directions (like in old 2d games with a dpad) and also fire into those 8 directions every enemy has a 360° degree view tho and can also shoot at 360°.

Even tho you have enough buttons the game requires you to press 2 buttons at the same time to perform a jump or to "use" stuff like doors etc (like on NES where kick+punch was jump)

Threre is some quick time events where you have to  press the buttons like the cheat menu/code in Star Wars Shadows of the Empire on N64 (press every button at the same time and then use your tongue or whatever to press the analog sticks just half way into a specific direction)

Screamo soundtrack

Dubstep soundtrack.

Oh boy!  I can't wait to see that!  I'm sure there will be some whoppers.

Voice acting is done by the development team, mostly by programmers and testers.

There are no testers in the development team and the game ships pre-alpha.

Lightning and Tidus as the main couple.