Let's Create the Worst Game Possible! (All suggestions in first post)

IsawYoshi said:
I think it's very easy: Hire nStigate.

 

Honestly, when I saw the title of this thread, I was extremely tempted to just post this...

 

 

Or maybe this one...

 

 

Let's create the worst game possible?  Too late, somebody beat you to it.

 

Salnax said:
Include a reset button next to regular action buttons.

 

Ok, that legitimately cracked me up.  I almost pissed myself when I read that.

 

Nintentacle said:
But people have already suggested ideas for crappy voice acting! Welp, I guess the Wii U version won't have voice acting due to low sales!

 

Nooo... it has to have the Resident Evil guys!  They're awesome!

Oh, and the same writers too.  Our game definitely needs some of that classic Resident Evil dialogue...

"Take this lockpick.  It might come in handy if you - the master of unlocking - take it with you."

"That was too close.  You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"Is that voice... Enrico's?"

"I'm going too.  Chris is our old partner, you know!"

"It's a weapon.  It's really powerful... especially against living things."

"Stop it!  DON'T... OPEN... THAT... DOOR!"

"Watch out!  It's a monster!"

"This house is dangerous.  There are terrible demons.  Ooooouch!"