LMAO i wanna see that hand hit that face :P

i still want to use the game pad as the camera obscura in fatal frame :O

Seriously i think youtube videos are counterproductive, people get oversaturated and the nice suprise feeling gets ruined. They show too much, i would even forbid game magazines to stream too much footage.
Maybe im wrong but thats my opinion.

Tv ads are important, or leaders that like Nintendo.

I also would give Miyamoto free hand and control

I'd do a Peter Moore, and have the following words tattooed on my stomach ready for E3 2015:

"ULTRA NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM"

Would I have access to the hypothetical Nintendo ninjas?
If yes they will do my bidding across the globe.

It is time to play dirty, really dirty. I'm going to bring Sony and MS to their knees.

3DS on fire. Wii U is tanking.

First things first--find a way to make it seem like the Wii U and 3DS compliment each other. ALL of the big games have some sort of novelty Wii U tie in.

Advertise the fuck out of the Wii U. People need to be tricked into wanting it.

Reach out to third parties and force them to take advantage of Wii U hardware's exclusive features. I'd offer financial backing for unique ideas and probably suck their dicks.

The third party games that people have been begging for--bring 'em back and modernize them. Wave Race, Ice Climbers, Urban Champion, Star Fox, 1080 Snowboarding, all of 'em. Many will fail to set the charts on fire but they'll strengthen the library and bring back the fans.

New franchises that have huge production values. Two per year.

New media functions. Last.FM/Pandora with lyrics displayed on the Gamepad. TVii support for even more shows. Movies with DVD styled commentary on the gamepad while the film plays onscreen.

Turn Mario games into events again. There used to be five years between Mario games. People should die waiting for the next Mario game to release.

First of all I would fire the marketing team for all regions as they have failed miserably. Investigate into companies who have produced successful ads/viral marketing and spend 100 million outsourcing for those TV/Internet ads just for the end of 2013. Drop the price of first party titles to $49.99 and release them at that price thereafter and look into purchasing 3rd parties like Atlus or buying/funding exclusive deals for Wii U.

Also if any of the EA Origins rumors were true i would do whatever i could to break EA forever

I dont know what rumors you mean but ea is truely evil but no1 can break themt they have all the sport deals.

The biggest enemy of Nintendo is surely Microsoft and not sony.

Yes definetly there has do be done something about marketing