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Andrespetmonkey on 11 March 2013
kowenicki said:
AbbathTheGrim said:

Everything I come up with is lousy and boring.


bit harsh... but yeah that fits... well done.

You aren't exactly the life of the forums either



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NintendoPie on 11 March 2013
brendude13 said:

Sony: "3rd parties help us! ...No, you're not getting any money."
Microsoft: "Say you like Kinect...SAY IT."
Nintendo: "Hahaha! It prints money!"
EA: "Fuck you...now please buy our games."
Square Enix: "Please be excited."
Capcom: "Super X 2.0 Director's Cut edition, now with 2 more characters."

This thread is going pretty well, no trolling and some pretty funny slogans.

Your Nintendo slogan is offensive. Reported!



happydolphin on 11 March 2013
TruckOSaurus said:

SquareEnix: "Remember when we used to be great?"

This is a good one :)

SquareEnix: "Shush, just remember"



NeilStrauss on 11 March 2013

We could have a NON REPORTING policy i this thread, the slogans are a lot of fun and very creative. If it is just comedy, why to report?



Moonhero on 11 March 2013

EA

"Because fuck you."



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brendude13 on 11 March 2013
NintendoPie said:
brendude13 said:

Sony: "3rd parties help us! ...No, you're not getting any money."
Microsoft: "Say you like Kinect...SAY IT."
Nintendo: "Hahaha! It prints money!"
EA: "Fuck you...now please buy our games."
Square Enix: "Please be excited."
Capcom: "Super X 2.0 Director's Cut edition, now with 2 more characters."

This thread is going pretty well, no trolling and some pretty funny slogans.

Your Nintendo slogan is offensive. Reported!

It's the least offensive one! I made sure of that! Don't do it NinP-...

User was banned for this post...or not.



NintendoPie on 11 March 2013
brendude13 said:

It's the least offensive one! I made sure of that! Don't do it NinP-...

User was banned for this post...or not.

You implying that they are printing money is like rubbing in my face that they are burning money.

How ruthless. I can't believe you!



Andrespetmonkey on 11 March 2013
kowenicki said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
kowenicki said:
AbbathTheGrim said:

Everything I come up with is lousy and boring.


bit harsh... but yeah that fits... well done.

You aren't exactly the life of the forums either

huh?  I thought that was his suggested Sony slogan?    Like I say... bit harsh imo.  He should watch out someone might report him.

Oh. I thought he was referring to himself. lol.



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NeilStrauss on 11 March 2013

A little more:

ATARI: Have you played Atari... In the last 30 years?
SEGA: I don´t know what happened man...
TELLTALE GAMES: Yeah! We did it! A good game!!! Now what?
BIOWARE: Our current work makes you think that our past was just a luck acident.



PullusPardus on 11 March 2013

Square Enix 

"Finaru Fantashy , Finary Announced an announcement of a countdown"

Capcom

"Fuck you , for buying our games, Now buy the fucking DLC"

EA

"Fuck you, for buying our games, Now wait for the servers to work"

Activison

"Fuck you, for Buying our games, Fuck you for buying our DLCs, and Fuck you for making us over milk this shit, also i hope you enjoy the fucking."

Ubisoft

"Fuck you, buy the next game to know why you bought this one"

Valve

"so you say you want Half Life 3? ,thats great, how about you try Portal , L4D , Steam , Steabox?"

Nintendo

"ITS MARIO TIME!.... Again, and always, but not this year, this year is Luigi time, but also mario , fuck luigi, fuck every other game, mario always"

Sony

"I release too many games no one knows anything about, Why aren't they selling?! , this shit is dildos! , wait , No don't release dild- fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Microsoft

"So you bought the Xbox to play games?? HAHAHAHAHAHA , shut up and watch netflix"

Quantic Dreams

"Dev-LAP moar women's Brassier (cannot understand the accent)" 

Bioware

"So we made a good game the first time, what is this shit we should make bad games the next time, and add more awkward out of place homesexual sex scenes because our forums are always saying "Gay" and "Shit" over and over, we understand our audience har-har-har" 

Sega

"SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!"