Create a slogan, a catch phrase for gaming companies

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brendude13 said:

Sony: "3rd parties help us! ...No, you're not getting any money."
Microsoft: "Say you like Kinect...SAY IT."
Nintendo: "Hahaha! It prints money!"
EA: "Fuck you...now please buy our games."
Square Enix: "Please be excited."
Capcom: "Super X 2.0 Director's Cut edition, now with 2 more characters."

This thread is going pretty well, no trolling and some pretty funny slogans.

Your Nintendo slogan is offensive. Reported!