Square Enix
"Finaru Fantashy , Finary Announced an announcement of a countdown"
Capcom
"Fuck you , for buying our games, Now buy the fucking DLC"
EA
"Fuck you, for buying our games, Now wait for the servers to work"
Activison
"Fuck you, for Buying our games, Fuck you for buying our DLCs, and Fuck you for making us over milk this shit, also i hope you enjoy the fucking."
Ubisoft
"Fuck you, buy the next game to know why you bought this one"
Valve
"so you say you want Half Life 3? ,thats great, how about you try Portal , L4D , Steam , Steabox?"
Nintendo
"ITS MARIO TIME!.... Again, and always, but not this year, this year is Luigi time, but also mario , fuck luigi, fuck every other game, mario always"
Sony
"I release too many games no one knows anything about, Why aren't they selling?! , this shit is dildos! , wait , No don't release dild- fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Microsoft
"So you bought the Xbox to play games?? HAHAHAHAHAHA , shut up and watch netflix"
Quantic Dreams
"Dev-LAP moar women's Brassier (cannot understand the accent)"
Bioware
"So we made a good game the first time, what is this shit we should make bad games the next time, and add more awkward out of place homesexual sex scenes because our forums are always saying "Gay" and "Shit" over and over, we understand our audience har-har-har"
Sega
"SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!"
