Valve: "One!! Two!! ... um... What's next?"
Nintendo: "Please recycle"
Xbox: "Jump in... your living room"
Sony: "Leading Innovation (came up with it 7 years ago before Toshiba, here's patent #XXXX to prove it)"
Capcom: "Be complete (piece by piece)"
SEnix: "You really don't know what you want, here's FFXIII-X"

Some call it 720,some xbox 361,some xbox3-we call it Hot-RROD2(ms)

PS4-the new SonYlod.(sony)

No HotRRODs,No SonYLODs-thx to ancient hardware almost 0 system failures(nintendo)

Bow down and have the privilege to pay me money for nothing(like online gaming)-and call it experience and service(ms)

You don't need to pay for online,but you won't play online for many weeks(sony)

What the hell is online?(nintendo)


You stupid Casual Gamer:Wii U is not just an additional Wii controller-it's a completely new console.When wi(ll) U realize this?(nintendo)

When Sony is copying our Ideas,we say:Sony is stealing.
When we are copying Sonys Ideas,we call it innovation.
(nintendo,innovator of 3d console gaming xd)-no new core ip's since 2003,but still the most innovative company)


Not being hacked since dec. 2012(sony)

Working with NSA for decades-coding backdoors to infiltrate your pc-but we won't spy at you.trust us.
(MS)

Gaming is 100% about gameplay and 0% about hardwarepower(but why do we still produce new and more powerfull hardware instead of still playing NES and game&watch?)
(nintendo)

Tabletts,Smartphones,Consoles,search engines etc-we've missed any trend in the past 20 years,but we showed the world that money can even buy success.
(ms)
We've missed any trend since 2002,but don't have the money to buy success.
MS-Can you lend me some ?
(sony)

wanna buy a building?
(sony)

We are selling more buildings than Vitas(sony)

Wish we would sell as many Wii U's as Sony is selling buildings(nintendo)

Just by using the name Mario our games become 100% innovative.
(nintendo-recycling the same old " mario bros" games by just calling them "new mario bros";our buyers won't realise it.)

We put the blame on EA and Ubi soft for not supporting our console with 3rd party games our gamers won't buy when they are released
(nintendo)

We are our own 1st,2nd and 3rd party supporters.
(nintendo)

Why do people hate us?

(EA)

We love democracy and free speach-say whatever you want,whenever you want

-we will ban you whenever we want

(vgchrtz)

Sorry.

Microsoft: It only does Halo Apps

Sony: Shit, just throw stuff around and see what sticks

Nintendo: Want more Mario?

EA: Bend over..

Capcom: SSSF4 Ultimate Arcade Edition anyone?

Square Enix: Please be excited

Valve:

"Crazy girlfriend broke your games? Better with Steam."

MS: "So hot it overheats"

About your signature: AWESOME, American Psycho is one of my favorite movies!

Sony: at lease we have games

EA: we're out of touch

Microsoft: we don't care about exclusives and neither should you!

Nintendo: our console isn't during that well both at lease the 3DS is betting the PS Vita.

And I love you, random poster!

Valve; "Gaming in one, two...!"

Sega; "Does what Nintendon't. Fucks up and becomes 3rd party software developer."