Mr. Pie seems like an upright fellow, though I don't think I've ever actually spoken to him before. Even if he turns out to be a 40 year old hobo, so what? As long as I don't wake up in the middle of the night and find him staring down at me, he's alright in my book!

Guys...ninpies round in the greatest user contest is coming up. Do you know what that means? Bribes galore. I'm gonna buy a PSV with the money he gives me

Bribing only takes you so far. Blackmailing pwns. I still have a screen shot of when he wrote " shut my mouth and slap your grandma" after someone showed a picture of vintage commodore 64. That poster had since banned himself but I still got it thanks to iPad's accidental screenshot taking capabilities. He might agree to make whole my Nintendo stock losses just for me to say "I Lied"

Oh no! You are on his list now!

Edit: Oh no! He is here!

A helicopter crashed in London today?

Looks like we've got a cover-up on our hands...

I Lied

How is it that NintendoPie, who came after me, has risen to such great power and popularity on this forum, while I, who was here before him and have been making awesome posts since the beginning, am totally ignored and seen as a nobody?

This forum is bullshit. I quit.

Oh my god. I did not notice those when I first saw that post. When you pointed that out and I noticed the tabs, it struck such a chord with my humor that I couldn't stop laughing out loud for a good 10 seconds. And I'm still at work. x.x

i understood nothing from the OP. sometimes i think you guys take this site way to seriously