So... do you like forks...?

If you're gonna regret this in the morning we can sleep until noon.

Got 2 nipples for a dime?

if girls were boogers, i'd pick you first

My cock is hard. Open your mouth motherfucker!

I feel like this would only work if you're hitting on search engines.

The original line would go

Are you Google?

-No, why?

Because you're everything i am looking for

The other version is there just in case girl tries to be witty and say yes to ruin your line..

"That dress looks great on you. I bet it would look even better on my floor."

"I'm going to have you arrested"
Really why?!
"Cause you are stealing my heart."

"Did it hurt?"
What hurt?
"When you fell from heaven you angel?"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you want to keep the money?"

and the best:
"Can I borrow your phone to call my mom?"
Oh, that's sweet, why?
"Cause she wanted me to tell her when I found 'The One.'"

Those two are awesome. I'm going to say them to my girlfriend for laughs.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

I like to quote Ty Webb from Caddyshack, doesn't get any better than:

"You know, you're very attractive for a....beautiful girl with a great body."