Show me your lame pick up lines!

[Player1x3]

Kantor said:

Player1x3 said:

Me: Are you Google?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You can stop searching now, you found me.

I feel like this would only work if you're hitting on search engines.

The original line would go

Are you Google?

-No, why?

Because you're everything i am looking for

 

The other version is there just in case girl tries to be witty and say yes to ruin your line..