Show me your lame pick up lines!

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Player1x3 said:
Do you have a twin sister ?
-No
Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world

Zappykins said:

and the best:
"Can I borrow your phone to call my mom?"
Oh, that's sweet, why?
"Cause she wanted me to tell her when I found 'The One.'"

Those two are awesome. I'm going to say them to my girlfriend for laughs.