"That dress looks great on you. I bet it would look even better on my floor."
"I'm going to have you arrested"
Really why?!
"Cause you are stealing my heart."
"Did it hurt?"
What hurt?
"When you fell from heaven you angel?"
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you want to keep the money?"
and the best:
"Can I borrow your phone to call my mom?"
Oh, that's sweet, why?
"Cause she wanted me to tell her when I found 'The One.'"







