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n-skyline on 29 December 2012

Walk into the room, stand firmly, hold your fists in the air and shout rape emphatically



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walsufnir on 29 December 2012
KHlover said:
DirtyP2002 said:

Guys,

The title says it all. My girlfriend invided 2 of her friends in for *let's drink some alcohol, watch a movie and wear pyjamas* stuff.
They will sleep here as well. All three are 23 years old.

Everytime I pass the living room I feel like a pervert.

Tell me what I should do.

Thanks.

Mach die Tür zu, du Perversling :D

Du meinst hinter sich, wenn er mit wehender Fahne nackt im Wohnzimmer steht? :)



radishhead on 29 December 2012

So uh, what actually happened? xD



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walsufnir on 29 December 2012
radishhead said:
So uh, what actually happened? xD

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toadslayer72 on 29 December 2012
walsufnir said:
radishhead said:
So uh, what actually happened? xD

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PullusPardus on 29 December 2012

Rape them in their sleep and then let them wear strap on and other nasty stuiff they'll wake up thinking they had nasty lesbian threesome.



d21lewis on 29 December 2012
PullusPardus said:
Rape them in their sleep and then let them wear strap on and other nasty stuiff they'll wake up thinking they had nasty lesbian threesome.


Wow.  I thought the OP was "Dirty P"!  Your "P" is much dirtier!!



Darc Requiem on 29 December 2012
PullusPardus said:
Rape them in their sleep and then let them wear strap on and other nasty stuiff they'll wake up thinking they had nasty lesbian threesome.




Chrizum on 29 December 2012
DirtyP2002 said:

Okay, they are gone now.
I did not enter the living room, because that is what she does when I invite my friends over to play some poker, watch football and order a pizza.
The girls do it a little bit different.

I have total access to all the porn on the internet, but why do I felt the need, which I successfuly fought, to have a sneak peak inside the living room? It makes no sense. One of the three girls is my girlfriend and I see her nude every day of the week and to be honest after a long day of work, there are moments I could not care less. But when 2 of her friends are here, I feel like 15 discovering porn on my 3DS for the first time!

Anyway, my girlfriend told me that is was actually exhausting to watch a movie with them. They had to pause the movie so often because they wanted to have a new pillow, the other time one of her friends said she could not feel comfortable with her bra on (!!!) and the other one disliked her thong, so she changed and used panties instead... I said "aha..." I felt "GODDAMN! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!"

You could have had sex with them but you failed because you were too scared. So how do you feel?



Dallinor on 29 December 2012
PullusPardus said:
Rape them in their sleep and then let them wear strap on and other nasty stuiff they'll wake up thinking they had nasty lesbian threesome.

NSFW.