Fuck man, that duct tape over the dude's head is so messed up. Imagine what that poor bastard looked like after he tore it all off.

He's offline now...something must have happened...

oh snap

send them to my house... i will straighten things out for ya.

Yup, legal if you look at it that way.

Okay, they are gone now.
I did not enter the living room, because that is what she does when I invite my friends over to play some poker, watch football and order a pizza.
The girls do it a little bit different.

I have total access to all the porn on the internet, but why do I felt the need, which I successfuly fought, to have a sneak peak inside the living room? It makes no sense. One of the three girls is my girlfriend and I see her nude every day of the week and to be honest after a long day of work, there are moments I could not care less. But when 2 of her friends are here, I feel like 15 discovering porn on my 3DS for the first time!

Anyway, my girlfriend told me that is was actually exhausting to watch a movie with them. They had to pause the movie so often because they wanted to have a new pillow, the other time one of her friends said she could not feel comfortable with her bra on (!!!) and the other one disliked her thong, so she changed and used panties instead... I said "aha..." I felt "GODDAMN! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!"

Doesn't your girlfriend end on .jpg?

hit the G spot with a Tripple Kill!

I know I'm too late but:

Dude. They're just girls. Say something to them, and then either excuse yourself and go do something constructive or see if they welcome your company. If they welcome your company, do something like watch a movie, play some cards, talk to them, or whatever. Girls smell good and they have boobies so try to smell them (without being blatantly obvious) and try to look at their boobies whenever the opportunity presents itself.

That's all you can do. You have a girlfriend so just focus on having fun with your house guests. Personally, I always preferred hanging out with women instead of dudes, anyway. It's a huge ego boost to have all of their attention.

Take lots and lots of pics.