I have 3 drunken girls in my house. What shall I do?

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slowmo on 28 December 2012

Play some Skyrim. I used to be a player then I took a arrow to the knee...

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coolguy on 28 December 2012

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think-man on 28 December 2012

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Chrizum on 28 December 2012

Mensrea said:
Walk in with your shirt off, and jeans on, make sure you are not wearing underwear under the jeans. Then, get their attention and drop the jeans, proceed to pour vegetable oil all over your nude body. Not even joking.

Oh man THIS. Do this.

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spaceguy on 28 December 2012

Drinking janga. You need to be ready for this sh-t yo. Cards, drinking games always help.

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007BondAgent on 28 December 2012

They are drunk, so they might not remember anything..

Just saying ;)

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spaceguy on 28 December 2012

DirtyP2002 said:

LoL some of you act very internet-like.
Yeah, you guys would bang 'em all. -.-

All 3 girls have a boyfriend and I know those guys btw.

First if there your friends girls, why even post. Second, just be fun, play games with them, entertain them. Sh-t maybe your girl don't want you around. WTF is this thread about. LOL You have a hard time around girls? Most guys do. I grew up with my sisters friends over all the time. I was younger but that never stopped me from hanging and drinking. It also made me good at sex. My sister friends would get drunk and horny and I was the lucky little brother. So I got tons of tips and knowledge off of them. However never sleep with dudes girls. If you have to go to that you don't deserve a threesome, Unless the guy is the biggest douche bag in the world, in that case I do not blame you.

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toadslayer72 on 28 December 2012

Well homeboy hasn't posted in a while, maybe he's getting triple glazed. Or maybe he just jerked off like I told him and went to bed. OR I was just thinking, maybe this is an elaborate ruse to set up some follow up bullshit story about how he waxed his girl and two of her friends at once.

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