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Okay, they are gone now.
I did not enter the living room, because that is what she does when I invite my friends over to play some poker, watch football and order a pizza.
The girls do it a little bit different.

I have total access to all the porn on the internet, but why do I felt the need, which I successfuly fought, to have a sneak peak inside the living room? It makes no sense. One of the three girls is my girlfriend and I see her nude every day of the week and to be honest after a long day of work, there are moments I could not care less. But when 2 of her friends are here, I feel like 15 discovering porn on my 3DS for the first time!

Anyway, my girlfriend told me that is was actually exhausting to watch a movie with them. They had to pause the movie so often because they wanted to have a new pillow, the other time one of her friends said she could not feel comfortable with her bra on (!!!) and the other one disliked her thong, so she changed and used panties instead... I said "aha..." I felt "GODDAMN! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!"



Imagine not having GamePass on your console...