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Does it?

Yes 18 18.18%
 
No 66 66.67%
 
It would make you bisexual 14 14.14%
 
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ICANNEVERLOGIN said:
JWeinCom said:
ICANNEVERLOGIN said:
JWeinCom said:
What is this? I don't even...


Just answer my question, oh my god.


You have to have a conversation with your brother about the different forms of sexuality.  That is the answer.


Oh, and you should probably stop watching porn in front of him and/or hide it better.

He sits RIGHT BEHINDS ME! So I can't really and I can't stop watching it... I like it too much. And I'm asking for your opinion do you guys think it would make me a lesbian......

you see guy on guy porn... your bother see it too sited right behind you... he is the one, who should think about sexual orientation...



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Last edited by d21lewis - on 15 November 2023

No, simple as that.


I myself can't get enough of lesbian porn but I still don't have an attraction for guys. The only way to actually become gay (i posted this on another thread) is for something in your brain to "click" psychologists have been researching this for a long time with no results. Also a gay person can turn back straight (but it has to click though)

Just on a side note......Make sure you post NSFW. The next time you feel like posting subjects like these.



d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I always thought it was my penis in those movies. hmm strange.



Barozi said:
d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I always thought it was my penis in those movies. hmm strange.

I've been looking at your penis?  Well, this is awkward.  I must admit, you do good work.



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d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I haven't seen a penis outside the locker room in many-a-year. My secret? The Maddox thumb trick.

http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=cMaoUumZOd0C&pg=PA182&lpg=PA182&dq=maddox+thumb+trick&source=bl&ots=okVGJLqS-H&sig=NnjxtJCckErlPscJnsjLDIcFdzY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kAhzUPbaOoWhiAfgnIHwBA&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=maddox%20thumb%20trick&f=false


(Images have been edited out... whether this is for copyright or offense reasons, I do not know).

Now that you know, any erect penis (which isn't yours) that you see is entirely optional. That is, if you see another man's penis on your screen, that was totally your choice, and you may need to talk to somebody about this.

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@OP: Yes, it makes you a lesbian, but only after there are many, many dudes on the screen. Why? The law of diminishing utility.

The first penis has positive utility, let's say it's 100.
The second penis has a positive utility of 60. You enjoy it, but most of your excitement would have been there with just the one.
Third penis is utility of 40.
etc,. By the time you get to seven or eight, any additional penises add no additional benefit.

Then we get into the realms of negative utility. Imagine beers, the first few have high utility, but utility starts falling fast. After a while, beers have very little positive effect, but greatly increase your chance of vomit. That is, the negative utility becomes higher than the positive utility. So, utility diminishes to negative.

I imagine the same rings true for penises. So, once you get to 10 or so penises, they start to have a negative utility. By about 15 or so, the total utility derived is probably in the negatives. A negative penis is a vagina. If you watching porn with fewer than 15 penises, you're probably straight... one more penis and you're going to hell, missy.

(This post had the word "penis" included 12 times, and "vagina" once. I think this roughly balances out as being a just-about-straight post).



How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?



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SamuelRSmith said:
d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I haven't seen a penis outside the locker room in many-a-year. My secret? The Maddox thumb trick.

http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=cMaoUumZOd0C&pg=PA182&lpg=PA182&dq=maddox+thumb+trick&source=bl&ots=okVGJLqS-H&sig=NnjxtJCckErlPscJnsjLDIcFdzY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kAhzUPbaOoWhiAfgnIHwBA&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=maddox%20thumb%20trick&f=false


(Images have been edited out... whether this is for copyright or offense reasons, I do not know).

 

Now that you know, any erect penis (which isn't yours) that you see is entirely optional. That is, if you see another man's penis on your screen, that was totally your choice, and you may need to talk to somebody about this.

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And what if I'm browsing multiple thumbnails on some random porn site?  What if there's six guys plowing one girl?  What if I'm watching a video and, off to the side, there's an ad for some penis enlargement pill with a picture of the results?  I only have two hands and one of those hands is going to be on MY penis.  What am I supposed to do?  Call my friend Todd over and have him cover up the other penises with his thumbs while I masturbate?  I'm sure he'd do it because that's the kind of friend Todd is but the whole thing would be hard to explain despite being totally not gay.



Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?


A negative multiplied by a negative equals a positve?



Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  



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