Does watching guy on guy porn make me a lesbian?

[d21lewis]

SamuelRSmith said:

d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I haven't seen a penis outside the locker room in many-a-year. My secret? The Maddox thumb trick.

http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=cMaoUumZOd0C&pg=PA182&lpg=PA182&dq=maddox+thumb+trick&source=bl&ots=okVGJLqS-H&sig=NnjxtJCckErlPscJnsjLDIcFdzY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kAhzUPbaOoWhiAfgnIHwBA&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=maddox%20thumb%20trick&f=false

(Images have been edited out... whether this is for copyright or offense reasons, I do not know).

 

Now that you know, any erect penis (which isn't yours) that you see is entirely optional. That is, if you see another man's penis on your screen, that was totally your choice, and you may need to talk to somebody about this.

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And what if I'm browsing multiple thumbnails on some random porn site?  What if there's six guys plowing one girl?  What if I'm watching a video and, off to the side, there's an ad for some penis enlargement pill with a picture of the results?  I only have two hands and one of those hands is going to be on MY penis.  What am I supposed to do?  Call my friend Todd over and have him cover up the other penises with his thumbs while I masturbate?  I'm sure he'd do it because that's the kind of friend Todd is but the whole thing would be hard to explain despite being totally not gay.