| d21lewis said: If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission. As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics. |
I haven't seen a penis outside the locker room in many-a-year. My secret? The Maddox thumb trick.
(Images have been edited out... whether this is for copyright or offense reasons, I do not know).
Now that you know, any erect penis (which isn't yours) that you see is entirely optional. That is, if you see another man's penis on your screen, that was totally your choice, and you may need to talk to somebody about this.
-------
@OP: Yes, it makes you a lesbian, but only after there are many, many dudes on the screen. Why? The law of diminishing utility.
The first penis has positive utility, let's say it's 100.
The second penis has a positive utility of 60. You enjoy it, but most of your excitement would have been there with just the one.
Third penis is utility of 40.
etc,. By the time you get to seven or eight, any additional penises add no additional benefit.
Then we get into the realms of negative utility. Imagine beers, the first few have high utility, but utility starts falling fast. After a while, beers have very little positive effect, but greatly increase your chance of vomit. That is, the negative utility becomes higher than the positive utility. So, utility diminishes to negative.
I imagine the same rings true for penises. So, once you get to 10 or so penises, they start to have a negative utility. By about 15 or so, the total utility derived is probably in the negatives. A negative penis is a vagina. If you watching porn with fewer than 15 penises, you're probably straight... one more penis and you're going to hell, missy.
(This post had the word "penis" included 12 times, and "vagina" once. I think this roughly balances out as being a just-about-straight post).
