I've been getting a running commentary on what's happening with these books from our lass, she read all three in four days :/

Beige daisy = asshole

Diamond hard veiny thorn = erect penis

Pooper = asshole

Kardashianesque = loose

Vigorously tonguing = analingist

Beefy polo = anus

Fleshy portions = semen

Fishy avalanche = ejaculation

Fleshy tampon = penis

Chocolate pipe = rectum

Poo nuggets = faeces

Love milk = semem

Nesquik cereal = semen and faeces

Spam javelin = penis

Rear cock sock = asshole

Emit a potent pocket of bean-scented bum bluster = excrete faeces

Plastered with jizz = covered in semen

Pure beamer = face going red due to embarrassment

Piss rocket = penis

Lung buckin' = penis going so deep it hits the person on the recieving end's lung during anal sex

Use my face as a jizz rag = ejaculate on my face

Crispy cream donut = face covered in semen

Scrotal omelettes = ejaculated semen

Pink cherrio = anus

Sludge pot = vagina

Tight nutella tunnel = rectum

Wait... 30 seconds in, I realized it said gay not gray.

Am the only one? probably but it just creeped me out for a second. Im cool now though.

I can shade 50 shades of gray if that means anything.

It is an odd phenomenon, like all those harlequin books you'll find at the literature section of any store, dozens and dozens of them, made almost as profusely as porno movies, while men don't tend to go in for erotic fiction that much

Lol!! They found ninpie's diary!!!!

It's missing "molten core" for you can guess what in that list. You see, there's purple prose, then there is ultraviolet.

Every new employee at a library gets shocked by the number of these books checked out and it is hardly men getting them. Fifty Shades of Gray is the rare popular one and I have no inclination to find out how it is different than the others.  

Nesquik cereal. lol. I dont think I will be able to eat that ever again.

Likely similar to Twilight's appeal, if i had to hazard a guess, someone took the cliches and tropes of the genre and packaged them in a unique way.