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PullusPardus said:
I...............I ....barely understand anything he is saying.


Beige daisy = asshole

Diamond hard veiny thorn = erect penis

Pooper = asshole

Kardashianesque = loose

Vigorously tonguing = analingist

Beefy polo = anus

Fleshy portions = semen

Fishy avalanche = ejaculation

Fleshy tampon = penis

Chocolate pipe = rectum

Poo nuggets = faeces

Love milk = semem

Nesquik cereal = semen and faeces

Spam javelin = penis

Rear cock sock = asshole

Emit a potent pocket of bean-scented bum bluster = excrete faeces

Plastered with jizz = covered in semen

Pure beamer = face going red due to embarrassment

Piss rocket = penis

Lung buckin' = penis going so deep it hits the person on the recieving end's lung during anal sex

Use my face as a jizz rag = ejaculate on my face

Crispy cream donut = face covered in semen

Scrotal omelettes = ejaculated semen

Pink cherrio = anus

Sludge pot = vagina

Tight nutella tunnel = rectum