Looks pretty desperate to me.

Times have to be desperate when the world has to turn to Abe Lincoln to kill Vampires.  I hear that George Washington may kill zombies in a movie if this movie does well.  Well, I hear it in my head as I type this.  I probably should quit while I am behind, because someone from Hollywood will read this and decide to do a movie based on it.

If it wasn't produced by Tim Burton I would be interested. I use to love all of his movies, but everything he does now seem like a shaddow copy of his older work. Most of them are ok, but not the magical feeling that he was able to create in the past.

Well, this looks like a failed attempt at humor on my part then.  Maybe I just need to go more over the top, and name a series of movies based on presidents fighting the paranormal.  Presidential X-Files!  Yeah, that's the ticket.

But I still stand by the comment that we would live in desperate times, if a president needs to kill vampires, or fight the paranormal.

So, you would have no interest in a movie directed by Tim Burton called "Tim Burton" where Johnny Depp plays Tim Burton?  I so wish I could find the trailer for this.  I thought it was up on Black20.com, and I couldn't find it on collegehumor.com.

Haters gonna hate, it's what they do. I don't care what anbybody says, Abe vs. vampires is a brilliant idea and it is set in an underused time period(or if it is used, it usually is about slaves -_-)

If you find it let me know. Yeah. Tim Burton has gotten too comfortable in his zone, using the same actors for all of his movies. I have gotten bored with it. He use to be a lot more creative. Now it feels like he is trying to knock off his older look and style and the results don't live up. His stuff looks like it was made by a coperation trying to exploit the Hot Topic croud, instead of a twisted artist giving us his evolving take on the world.

Burn it with fire!!!

A travesty of a film, just absolute tripe! I was struggling as I left the theatre to think of a movie I'd seen in the past few years as bad as it- especially considering the source material and the cast.

Poor direction, lack of creativity, characters you simply don't care about, awful directing and shoddy dialogue.

I wanted my 127 mins of life back.

Not hating. I just feel that movies have been cashing in upon this vampire/"Twilight" crowd recently. 

Hey, I found it.  It was on Cracked.com:

Yes, that is an attempt at humor, and not a real film.