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Forums - General Discussion - I gotta fight a fat guy in a few hours. Goodbye. UPDATE: Never underestimate fat guys.

chriscox1121 on 23 March 2012
Dark_Lord_2008 said:
It is on a Saturday and a non-school day. Do a no show and save yourself from getting a beating. So what you will be regarded as a coward but that guy is 100 pounds bigger than you.

Self preservation is more important than your personal pride or honour.


fighting is not going to kill him as long as there is an agreement by both parties on certain regulations for the fight.  




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NiKKoM on 23 March 2012

*searches YouTube for "dude got smashed by larger dude"*

nothing yet...



 

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chriscox1121 on 23 March 2012
zero129 said:

Jay are yous till alive man??. WHERE ARE YOU!!!!. Hope you're not in a hospital somewhere. Going to go to youtube now and type in Fat guy vs skiny guy and put in last 24 hours and see if i can find anything xD.


LOL




man-bear-pig on 23 March 2012

I don't even believe him that there actually is a fight, tbh. If there is though, the fat guy will obliterate him.



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chriscox1121 on 23 March 2012
man-bear-pig said:
I don't even believe him that there actually is a fight, tbh. If there is though, the fat guy will obliterate him.


you are probably right, but he could win if he fights smart




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greenmedic88 on 23 March 2012
chriscox1121 said:
SnakeDrake said:
Aiya do you even have a stances I suggest you use a boxing stances and dont move around so much during the fight otherwise you'll be the one to trier out and it'd work to his advantage.


that is bad advice 

Second that.

If you don't know what the hell you're doing, why would you even pretend to try that you did?

That's like saying "just ninja kick the guy!"

And here's the thing: if you don't know what the hell you're doing and everything you know is gleaned from video games, movies, tv, or even watching real UFC fights (doesn't matter since you haven't extensively trained the way professional UFC fighters do), school yard scuffles almost always boil down to size, even if the bigger kid just grabs a hold of the smaller kid and sits on top of him while slapping him in the face. 



NintendoPie on 23 March 2012

He's obviously dead guys! He hasn't posted in this thread yet... well he still could be alive. We don't need to worry until it's been 24 hours.



toadslayer72 on 23 March 2012
RolStoppable said:
NiKKoM said:
*searches YouTube for "dude got smashed by larger dude"*

nothing yet...

Why are so many people pretending that it is already Saturday evening/night? The VGC blackout must have had a negative impact on the perception of time for a lot of our members.

That's what I'm saying.



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Gilgamesh on 23 March 2012

Uhh didn't he say Saturday guys?

I could be drunk now but isn't it only Friday?



crissindahouse on 23 March 2012
greenmedic88 said:
badgenome said:

Don't do it. This could be you.

OR WORSER.

HAHAHAHA!

damn i really hate fighting people (if not professional) and i think it's stupid but i really think the bullying small guy should have had a broken arm or so after that. he would have deserved it for beeing such an asshole thinking he can do it because the fat guy who maybe is one of th nicest guys on that school won't defend himself.