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Easy shit: Just share your favorite pick up lines! Here's some of mine to get the ball rolling:

 

- "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

 

- "I bet you $100 you're gonna turn me down."

 

- "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

 

- "What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math; add some bed, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply?"

 

:D



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Did you break wind cause you're blowing me away?



For pokemon fans:

Butterfree up your schedule, cuz ima beedrillin' you all night.



Yo Baby if you like sixpacks, I can give a whole barrel



I didn't know you like pokémon Andres! :P



OT: "I'm not actually this tall, I've just got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet!"



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Here's some suggestions from my avatar:



Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.

When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”... I would have to agree.

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?

I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

 

xD



Hi. I noticed that you're very pretty, and from what I heard of your conversation earlier, you're also intelligent and have a good personality. I would like to spend some time with you tonight, if you don't happen to be too busy.



Love and tolerate.

Step 1: approach her very, very stealthy. Like ninja.
Step 2: slam an ice cube on the table right in front of her.
Step 3: "Now that I've broken the ice, my name is _____________________"



DeadNotSleeping said:
Step 1: approach her very, very stealthy. Like ninja.
Step 2: slam an ice cube on the table right in front of her.
Step 3: "Now that I've broken the ice, my name is _____________________"


^So much win!

 

@Salnax Does that shit actually work? O.O



IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

 

@Salnax Does that shit actually work? O.O


No idea.



Love and tolerate.