"Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

Do you believe in love at first sight?
"No"
Do you want me to look again?

I'd like to be cross-eyes just so I could see you twice.

Did you get a parking ticket recently?

"No, why?"

Because you've got fine written all over you!

I've tried this a few times before, but the girls think it's cute and don't realize that I'm trying to hit on them.

"Show me your genitals"

Wow, you actually used that line? That's hardcore!

OT: "Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"

"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"

Are those moon pants because your ass is out of this world!

Got any Pokémon fans here?


"Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar."

"I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA."

"I've got Masterballs baby."

"I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning!"

"I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster."

"Who´s your daddy?"

It's never been about pickup lines. It's about how you say it - voice intonation, confidence, looking at her with a mischievous glint in your eye...

Cmon people.

I find it hilarious when some of my very attractive friends use some awful pick up lines and feel really proud of themselves. The same lines used by average looking men wouldn't have worked on 90% of women. Living in a bubble must feel good.

Btw, most of the pick up lines you guys mentioned were really great.