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Got any Pokémon fans here?


"Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar."

"I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA."

"I've got Masterballs baby."

"I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning!"

"I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster."