IIIIITHE1IIIII on 04 March 2012
| Cirio said: Did you get a parking ticket recently? "No, why?" Because you've got fine written all over you! I've tried this a few times before, but the girls think it's cute and don't realize that I'm trying to hit on them. |
Wow, you actually used that line? That's hardcore! 
OT: "Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"
"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
