Nancy Pelosi looks likes she was hot when she was younger, plus she is kind of a GILF. Hillary seems cold, but is probably still has STDs due to Bill.

Michael Moore VS Rush Limbaugh

Pumpkin.



Bobby Kotick or John Riccitiello?

badgenome said: Pumpkin. Bobby Kotick or John Riccitiello?

 Riccitiello... I still remember his jaw dropping comment during the nintendo e3 conference. He actually said it twice... so he was probably staring at Iwata leaving the stage... The man has a good taste.

a 99 years old hooker or a 21 years old tranny?

Another one I would need pencils and tape to keep it up. The Tranny, as I might be able to fool myself into believing it is Hatmoza.

User of the year showdown.

Forest-Spirit VS Machina the first two contestants in my who would youd rather do user tournament.

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Machina, because I imagine he would enjoy it more.

George Clooney or Adele?

Uh... that's a rather odd one. Clooney's dildo chair in Burn After Reading is mighty enticing, but I have to say Adele. She's alright looking for a big chick!

A Smurf or a Snork?

The guy in badgenome's avatar. If I am gonna have sex with a man, it might as well be a real man!

Kaz Hirai or Reggie Fils-Aime?

A professional bowler knows how to wax balls and plug holes so they obviously got the skills needed to please me.

Marilyn Manson VS Rob Zombie?

Rob Zombie, as per my "if I'm gonna fuck a man, he might as well be a real man" theory.

Martha Quinn or Tabitha Soren?

Marylin manson so he could just suck himself off (he removed some ribs so he could do that didnt he?) and then he would no longer want to have sex with me.

Getting raped in the eye socket (if you have no eye) once or getting raped everyday for a year by Joseph fritzel, and before he finishes he pulls it out and masterbates in your face?