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Looking like Cartman aside, what kind of superhuman can both listen to music and read at the same time? Clearly this man is superior to us all, I say we make him our new god!



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NiKKoM said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

didn't Cartman killed and feed a kid his parents... >_>


Lies! He had them killed. Big difference.



highwaystar101 said:
Looking like Cartman aside, what kind of superhuman can both listen to music and read at the same time? Clearly this man is superior to us all, I say we make him our new god!

i say he is the Messiah and I should know... I've followed a few.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

naruball said:
NiKKoM said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

didn't Cartman killed and feed a kid his parents... >_>


Lies! He had them killed. Big difference.

But he did retrieve the corpses, chopped them up and used their flesh as the meat for his chilli.



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Dr.Grass said:
Salnax said:
-Newcloud- said:
Cartman would never read a book, hes an imposter!!


Depends what the book is about. He could also be pretending to read it to cheat on a report or something.


he's on a bus.


Then he's probably playing innocent while some scheme of his unfolds.



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He is obviously reading a book about food guys. He is on chapter 9 Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Notice the drool while he reads about the skin.

 

or this one which I can't embed...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154932/fried-chicken



naruball said:
NiKKoM said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

didn't Cartman killed and feed a kid his parents... >_>


Lies! He had them killed. Big difference.

Your sig is nice. 



IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

You photographed him irl???


What he said.



           

you should remove that pic, i would be pissed if some random guy post pics of me on the Internet that might end up a fucking meme, you might ruin this guy's life without knowing it



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Salnax said:
-Newcloud- said:
Cartman would never read a book, hes an imposter!!


Depends what the book is about. He could also be pretending to read it to cheat on a report or something.


He's reading The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.