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Porcupine_I said:
highwaystar101 said:
Looking like Cartman aside, what kind of superhuman can both listen to music and read at the same time? Clearly this man is superior to us all, I say we make him our new god!

i say he is the Messiah and I should know... I've followed a few.

He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.



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ChristianTheAtheist said:
Salnax said:
-Newcloud- said:
Cartman would never read a book, hes an imposter!!


Depends what the book is about. He could also be pretending to read it to cheat on a report or something.


He's reading The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.


LOLOL!!



           

Haha!

Aww man, we need to assemble a cast of South Park look a likes. I have no idea what we would do with them, but just for the shits n' giggles.



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Lmao!



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LOL, maybe he gets his style tips from his favorite cartoons.



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TruckOSaurus said:
naruball said:
NiKKoM said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

didn't Cartman killed and feed a kid his parents... >_>


Lies! He had them killed. Big difference.

But he did retrieve the corpses, chopped them up and used their flesh as the meat for his chilli.

Ugh, you're right. Based on that alone he should be on the lists of the greatest villains ever.



Mad55 said:
naruball said:
NiKKoM said:
man-bear-pig said:
I wonder if this guy will mind that I took his photo and posted it on the Internet... ?

didn't Cartman killed and feed a kid his parents... >_>


Lies! He had them killed. Big difference.

Your sig is nice. 


Thanks man!



highwaystar101 said:
Looking like Cartman aside, what kind of superhuman can both listen to music and read at the same time? Clearly this man is superior to us all, I say we make him our new god!


Reminds me of my grandma, she knits, watches TV and reads a book all at once!



Knowing cartman, it's probably Mein Kampf he's reading.



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