Cartman in real life

[Salnax]

Dr.Grass said:

Salnax said:

-Newcloud- said:
Cartman would never read a book, hes an imposter!!

Depends what the book is about. He could also be pretending to read it to cheat on a report or something.

he's on a bus.

Then he's probably playing innocent while some scheme of his unfolds.