your other post was the best post in the thread. onthe other hand i'll seealoy ho people in hell where i will be king.

no lets talk about how big angelina jolie's lips are

They are unnaturally large.

dito. i bet brad pit still hasn't kissed 100% of those lips. maybe about .1%. everyday he finds a place he hasn't kissed yet lol.

I wonder if I made a thread about this if people would make it funny and worthwhile.

but its hard to find true love

till that time have fun

and if its really true love then it wouldn't matter what you would have done before it

shes stupid for seeking sexual gratification?

The thing I find funniest about this thread is how biologically WRONG it is.

I had a friend who went to the doctors, worried he had testicular cancer because of the immense pain in his balls...and the doctor said he had a chronic case of blueballs and prescribed masturbation...because my friend had the same backwards view of sexuality that those evangelicals do. He was a firm believer in "No sex or masturbation before marriage", and he got blueballs.

the male body cannot live without occasional release, it's a biological imperative. Just another way the church has somehow managed to overthrow science. Don't you love archaic but persistent belief systems?

You know, I really do have to chuckle at what some people believe and say.

Honestly, to this day, it completely and totally baffles me how some people can say God is such a wonderful person, yet he does some of the douchiest things I've ever heard of.

God is supposedly all knowing.  Why the hell does he have to have douchebag tests out there meant to tempt us?  If he knows everything, he already knows whether we would be tempted by certain things or not.  He already knows the exact kind of person that we are.

God is supposedly a caring figure.  He cares for us.  Then why did he make a world in which natural disasters occur that destroy millions of people's lives.  Not just the ones that died, but their families, and those who may have had businesses get destroyed, etc.  Why did he make a world in which there are horrible diseases that cripple people's ability to live like others.  Diseases that might destroy some families from within because they can no longer deal with it.  Diseases that spread across the world and spread fear.

It is this kind of stuff that has steered me well away from believing in the God that a majority of people believe in.  If I'm going to believe in a God, it surely won't be somebody that scares the shit out of me with the things that he does to us.

*facepalm* Really dude?  you're going to argue with a doctor...a man who spent his entire life earning that respect?  I don't know all the facts, I wasn't there in the office while the examination happened, all I know is the guy had immense pain in his testicles and the doctor prescribed masturbation.  The "Blueballs" Comment was an extrapolation based on what I knew.  So yeah, stop thinking you're smarter than the experts, it makes you look like a fool.