I know perfectly well he is trolling, but people believe in the whole Apple thing, and it just baffles me.  What kind of douchebag comes up with a test to tempt us, when he already knows that we WILL be tempted by it.

like Rainbird's macro said:

"Make sex awesome, then forbid it!" muahahaha! it's just another example of the church controlling people. any allpowerful allknowing diety would have knowledge much greater than our own and would know better than to do something so retarded.

what can I say? God went full retard when he wrote the bible.

If people are keep going to use arguments related to God...

Most people are going to hell anyway. There's no point in them not having premarital sex, won't help them any.

If it makes you feel better about still being the only virgin left at the end of your highschool graduation, then sure, your the purest of them all.

Why the need to insult and mock God?

The question about sexuality, like any other thing in life that might tempt you is to be seen as: where do you put your heart or what is your God?
It is the passions of the body that drag you down. See it this way: what did the devil had to offer to Jesus besides material things? Nothing. That`s how the devil wins your soul: by making you put yourself as whole in the matters of the flesh.
But as Jesus said qhen being tempted 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God".

You have a body that also feels but you should control yourself for the sake of inner peace and be one with God.
Sex only during marriage comes from this sentence: "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh"
It`s a question of living by the essence of oneself; to live the full reality of oneself.
Everything in God is to be taken and fully lived... if you decide to accept it.

I don't wanna argue with ya mate but I thought you should check this out - 

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

Like I said this is God's big experiment. He doesnt interfere or get in the way.  So just live according to Jesus teachings and the world will be a better place. Treat people the way you would like to be treated and take care of our planet. It is the only one we have. God is not going to bail us out in the end like evangelical's think he will. 

There's no guarantee that the first person you get married to will be your soul mate forever. If, I'm not mistaken, 50% of married couples divorce. I have no source as I heard it about a year through the radio. Anyways, I'm not sure what your views on divorce are but it's safe to say most people see it as a common practice. At the end of the day, saving yourself until after marriage is pointless. Sex is a natural thing, the more fuzz you created around it, its practices and when God thinks it's the right time to do it only creates more curiosity in young lovers. All that needs to be said is that you need to have protection every single time. And the masturbation thing is just stupid. Are we just suppose to ignore our natural urges? Those are the kind of people who end up raping. You can do as you like, but the waiting thing is unnecessary in this day in age. We aren't little kids asking what our wee-wees and hoo-has are for anymore.

Also, demi and selena are the worst examples imaginable. They will end up like britney and rihanna in a few years. You are listening to Disney radio way too much buddy.

On what planet is this even close to being a good post?

This article was updated on July 16, 2003 and it nowhere says that masturbation cuts cancer risk (besides the headlines, which is false). The doctors specifically said that it "can" or "might" lower the risks of prostate cancer, and near the end it also said that it is a theory whose findings haven't "held up" yet. Maybe they've found further evidence over the past 9 years but this article clearly has many flaws. It also doesn't make mention of other factors that can lead to prostate cancer such as frequent exercise and proper sleep. Whenever your body feels that it has too much semen built up, it naturally releases it through wet dreams when you yourself don't have enough control to hold it back. This obviously wouldn't happen if the man doesn't get proper sleep and has too much stress in his life. Finally, this article doesn't give mention of the person's diet because it can be possible that the subjects have a diet that is high on citric acid and fructose which can build up in the body (despite excerise) and be cancerous. Not "ejaculating" is simply a minor factor (or not even a factor) when diet, excercise and proper nutrition are not present.