Everyone should remain pure until marriage.

[Runa216]

padib said:

Runa216 said:
The thing I find funniest about this thread is how biologically WRONG it is.

I had a friend who went to the doctors, worried he had testicular cancer because of the immense pain in his balls...and the doctor said he had a chronic case of blueballs and prescribed masturbation...because my friend had the same backwards view of sexuality that those evangelicals do. He was a firm believer in "No sex or masturbation before marriage", and he got blueballs.

the male body cannot live without occasional release, it's a biological imperative. Just another way the church has somehow managed to overthrow science. Don't you love archaic but persistent belief systems?

This is the biggest fucking bullshit ever. The fact that he is getting blueballs is not singly linked to the fact that he's abstaining. First and foremost, the guy probably needs to get physically active. The reason I say that is because the body releases natural hormones to stimulate your body and the increased bloodflow causes natural erections and, hopefully if he's healthy, natural wet dreams.

He has blueballs because he's a fuckin jellyfish, that's my gut feeling on it, and I don't even know the guy.

*facepalm* Really dude?  you're going to argue with a doctor...a man who spent his entire life earning that respect?  I don't know all the facts, I wasn't there in the office while the examination happened, all I know is the guy had immense pain in his testicles and the doctor prescribed masturbation.  The "Blueballs" Comment was an extrapolation based on what I knew.  So yeah, stop thinking you're smarter than the experts, it makes you look like a fool.