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Max King of the Wild on 03 August 2011
kitler53 said:
Hephaestos said:
Is that a joke report?

for starters, there is nothing more stupid than teaching this to a happy uncaring being... I wouldn't have stood in the room with the gorilla once he understood that.

Second... rabbits... yeah that can only be a joke report...

Interacting with animals is bad, it makes you wanna be vegetarian... then again they taste so good :-x, there's a middle point one can reach though... eat only things you have not named... well besides the cattle named beefsteak and roastbeef as identifiers :-p

yes, the onion is a fairly well known "joke" new source originally out of madision wisconsin (roots as a joke news paper).

my personal favorite headline, "Special Olymics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".

I once tried to convince my friend that the onion was the most unbiased and reliable news source he would ever find... he was reading a story about a guy who attached hundreds of ballons to a lawn chair and floated over the ocean



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sapphi_snake on 03 August 2011
Player1x3 said:
I wish i had a gorilla to play with :(

I think they're somewhat dangerous though...



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sapphi_snake on 03 August 2011
Max King of the Wild said:
kitler53 said:
Hephaestos said:
Is that a joke report?

for starters, there is nothing more stupid than teaching this to a happy uncaring being... I wouldn't have stood in the room with the gorilla once he understood that.

Second... rabbits... yeah that can only be a joke report...

Interacting with animals is bad, it makes you wanna be vegetarian... then again they taste so good :-x, there's a middle point one can reach though... eat only things you have not named... well besides the cattle named beefsteak and roastbeef as identifiers :-p

yes, the onion is a fairly well known "joke" new source originally out of madision wisconsin (roots as a joke news paper).

my personal favorite headline, "Special Olymics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".

I once tried to convince my friend that the onion was the most unbiased and reliable news source he would ever find... he was reading a story about a guy who attached hundreds of ballons to a lawn chair and floated over the ocean

Did it work?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Nintendogamer on 03 August 2011

He should have ground pounded her.



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xinstantnoodlez on 03 August 2011

LMAO!!!



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Player1x3 on 03 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Player1x3 said:
I wish i had a gorilla to play with :(

I think they're somewhat dangerous though...


No, they arent, have you seen the video



sapphi_snake on 03 August 2011
Player1x3 said:
sapphi_snake said:
Player1x3 said:
I wish i had a gorilla to play with :(

I think they're somewhat dangerous though...


No, they arent, have you seen the video

I saw a pic of the face of a woman after a chimp had it'sway with her. If a chimp could do something like that, you can bet a gorilla is much worse. I love animals, I just don't want them near me. They creep me out. Same for children.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

CDiablo on 03 August 2011

Now it is only a matter of time till they find religion.



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Mr Khan on 03 August 2011
Kasz216 said:

Next up? Teaching them santa claus doesn't exist and making them get jobs.

Edit: Oh the onion, only read the title because that's EXACTLY something scientists actually would do.

I know, i was fooled too. It doesn't seem too far out there that you could teach some higher apes about the concept of death. Obviously all animals understand danger, but do they understand its final end?



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Kasz216 on 03 August 2011
Mr Khan said:
Kasz216 said:

Next up? Teaching them santa claus doesn't exist and making them get jobs.

Edit: Oh the onion, only read the title because that's EXACTLY something scientists actually would do.

I know, i was fooled too. It doesn't seem too far out there that you could teach some higher apes about the concept of death. Obviously all animals understand danger, but do they understand its final end?

That's the question, current other animal intellegence seems to be right at that level of little kid where death is sorta undertstood, but it's permanence isn't.

So it's an interesting question for sure.