If this is supposed to be funny, they completely utterly failed.
Nothing funny about even the thought of teaching animals about death *assuming they don't to start with*,
secondly bunnies.... idiots.
Next up? Teaching them santa claus doesn't exist and making them get jobs.
Edit: Oh the onion, only read the title because that's EXACTLY something scientists actually would do.
Hilarious!!! Can't stop laughing! 
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
| Kasz216 said: Next up? Teaching them santa claus doesn't exist and making them get jobs. Edit: Oh the onion, only read the title because that's EXACTLY something scientists actually would do. |
Hmmm, wouldn't they have to teach them about Santa Clause existing first, and then break their hearts?
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
I wish i had a gorilla to play with :(
If this was an actual scientific report one would expect that the gorilla would probably become very neurotic and start praying for King Kong to keep him alive in the "afterlife" and that if it spread through the gorilla population like the 100 monkey syndrome it would result in wars between various gorilla tribes over which group of gorillas' mythology is better just as people have ( http://www.godpart.com/ and http://www.godpart.com/html/the_premise.html ) .
What a horrible thing it would be to do to previously ignorant / innocent species.
Lol. The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually true.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
onion news FTW
silly silly
| Hephaestos said: Is that a joke report? for starters, there is nothing more stupid than teaching this to a happy uncaring being... I wouldn't have stood in the room with the gorilla once he understood that. Second... rabbits... yeah that can only be a joke report... Interacting with animals is bad, it makes you wanna be vegetarian... then again they taste so good :-x, there's a middle point one can reach though... eat only things you have not named... well besides the cattle named beefsteak and roastbeef as identifiers :-p |
yes, the onion is a fairly well known "joke" new source originally out of madision wisconsin (roots as a joke news paper).
my personal favorite headline, "Special Olymics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".
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