Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday!

[Max King of the Wild]

kitler53 said:

Hephaestos said:
Is that a joke report?

for starters, there is nothing more stupid than teaching this to a happy uncaring being... I wouldn't have stood in the room with the gorilla once he understood that.

Second... rabbits... yeah that can only be a joke report...

Interacting with animals is bad, it makes you wanna be vegetarian... then again they taste so good :-x, there's a middle point one can reach though... eat only things you have not named... well besides the cattle named beefsteak and roastbeef as identifiers :-p

yes, the onion is a fairly well known "joke" new source originally out of madision wisconsin (roots as a joke news paper).

my personal favorite headline, "Special Olymics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".

I once tried to convince my friend that the onion was the most unbiased and reliable news source he would ever find... he was reading a story about a guy who attached hundreds of ballons to a lawn chair and floated over the ocean