sapphi_snake on 03 August 2011
Max King of the Wild said:
kitler53 said:
Hephaestos said:
Is that a joke report?
for starters, there is nothing more stupid than teaching this to a happy uncaring being... I wouldn't have stood in the room with the gorilla once he understood that.
Second... rabbits... yeah that can only be a joke report...
Interacting with animals is bad, it makes you wanna be vegetarian... then again they taste so good :-x, there's a middle point one can reach though... eat only things you have not named... well besides the cattle named beefsteak and roastbeef as identifiers :-p |
yes, the onion is a fairly well known "joke" new source originally out of madision wisconsin (roots as a joke news paper).
my personal favorite headline, "Special Olymics Tee-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".
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I once tried to convince my friend that the onion was the most unbiased and reliable news source he would ever find... he was reading a story about a guy who attached hundreds of ballons to a lawn chair and floated over the ocean
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Did it work?
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