Okay, seriously.

I completed a 20-hour playthrough of ME1 and a 40-hour playthrough of ME2. Both fantastic, top-quality games. Your relationship with other characters is especially brilliant.

It was only after I finished both that I realised you have the option to have a love interest, and that pretty much everyone who has ever played the game has had one.

Why did I not notice this, why did I not notice anything that looked like it led to this, and how on earth do I get one of these? I feel jealous.

Because you're so very blind apparently. I was playing the Paragon route, and I felt that being nice to women apparently meant flirting in some form sooner or later.

I've been nice to every female character in the game! Indeed, I've been nice to pretty much everyone except the colonists and the original Council, both of whom I brutally murdered >_>

You just need to talk to your crew members after EVERY mission. (Probably not every mission, but it's getting faster this way) They are no whores afterall.

Yeah it's basically the usual scene where you have to ask some question about their childhood and listen to their stories as you drool away on the controller while staring at their brea- I mean err.. Yeah.

For some reason after I tried to score with Miranda I got to the point where she just kept telling me "Sorry I am busy right now" Which just outright pissed me off, I mean I listened to her childhood stories, listened to her moan about her dad or w/e and this is how she repays me? Bitch. Was thinking of going for Jack, but that scene's too rough for me, even though I was a horny space explorer.

looks like you didnt play dragon age:origins.

shame on you!

I was with Kaiden in ME 1 then in my first playtrough ME2 she was mourning for him (that was the love scene) and in my second playtrough I had Garrus;...(It was hilarious).. Especially when the doctor came explaining how you have sex with Turians;.

Because it's a reflection of your true self, and of your real life :>

As for me, I hooked up with Liara using my female character since ME1, and kept the relationship on ME2. I hope I can have little blue babies on ME3.

And I got with Tali using my male character. Gotta love that geeky, awkward girl and her immune system.

Just talk with the person after pretty much every mission after you have done their loyalty mission and always pick the upper left or right option when talking to him/her/it since the lower left/right is concidered the "rude" answers

5 missions after I did Mirandas loyatly mission I had her in my bag already :) that is one pretty lady I might add, made after the hot blonde chick from the TV-series "Chuck"

Still trying to get a "romance" with Kelly Chambers with female Shepard. Failed it on first AND second playthrough. :D