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Terrible, what a catastrophic day for gaming.



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I've gotta say I watch G4 all the time, but almost never for the gaming shows. Their game related programs and opinions are terribly boring and biased. Why should these shows even exist when we have the internet?




8th gen predictions. (made early 2014)
PS4: 60-65m
WiiU: 30-35m
X1: 30-35m
3DS: 80-85m
PSV: 15-20m

I was waiting for someone to post this. It's a typical opinion of G4, yet when they actually see the product they'll probably love it along with everybody else.



"Pier was a chef, a gifted and respected chef who made millions selling his dishes to the residents of New York City and Boston, he even had a famous jingle playing in those cities that everyone knew by heart. He also had a restaurant in Los Angeles, but not expecting LA to have such a massive population he only used his name on that restaurant and left it to his least capable and cheapest chefs. While his New York restaurant sold kobe beef for $100 and his Boston restaurant sold lobster for $50, his LA restaurant sold cheap hotdogs for $30. Initially these hot dogs sold fairly well because residents of los angeles were starving for good food and hoped that the famous name would denote a high quality, but most were disappointed with what they ate. Seeing the success of his cheap hot dogs in LA, Pier thought "why bother giving Los Angeles quality meats when I can oversell them on cheap hotdogs forever, and since I don't care about the product anyways, why bother advertising them? So Pier continued to only sell cheap hotdogs in LA and was surprised to see that they no longer sold. Pier's conclusion? Residents of Los Angeles don't like food."

"The so-called "hardcore" gamer is a marketing brainwashed, innovation shunting, self-righteous idiot who pays videogame makers far too much money than what is delivered."

TX109 said:

a bioware zelda?....no...just no...

Actually, it could be interesting to see... as a fan made parody or something!



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Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...

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1) Zelda is not an RPG, if you aren't going to do some research before you write your articles, G4, then you might as well get some monkeys to do your writing for you

 

2) The RPG's that Nintendo do make often piss all over 80 hours, see Fire Emblem. 

 

3) Bioware can keep the hell away from Zelda, they would give him a horrid voice actor, make him flirt with some women and then ruin the incredible combat system Zelda has



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Jesus. Can Nintendo go a day without getting shat on by someone in the gaming industry?



Metallicube said:

Jesus. Can Nintendo go a day without getting shat on by someone in the gaming industry?


Nah it is cool to hate on thoose who are doing good.



Ok, so they think that it's not 'mature' but in the same breath they mention Gears?????



Zelda by bioware???

Worst. Idea. Ever!

They just lack the sensibility to do it.



allenfake said:

Ok, so they think that it's not 'mature' but in the same breath they mention Gears?????


and LBP