Staring at "BOOBS" let's men live longer

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CrazyGamer2017 on 27 April 2018

SvennoJ said:
How do kids make you live longer, they suck the life out of me! It's also impossible to stare at boobs with my kids around, or have sex. Self contradicting list.

Sell your kids, not only will you get your life back but you'll make a few bucks on top of it

Put them on Ebay or something.

PS: Is Ebay even still a thing? Haven't been on that website in so long. Is it still relevant?

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vivster on 27 April 2018

It's why women live longer than men.

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ZODIARKrebirth on 27 April 2018

Zisbest said:
Guess I'll start at Nr. 6 and work my way up to 1.

maybe it works😉

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The_Liquid_Laser on 27 April 2018

I just noticed that the article was written by a woman. I think this is actually advice she is giving other women. "Ok ladies just let the guys stare at your boobs all they want. This will lead to sex. Sex will lead to marriage. That will lead to kids and then the man will become responsible and get a dad bod. Now he's yours forever."

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haxxiy on 27 April 2018

SvennoJ said:
How do kids make you live longer, they suck the life out of me! It's also impossible to stare at boobs with my kids around, or have sex. Self contradicting list.

Could we argue that having kids, having lots of sex and staring at boobs might happen all at the same time?

Think about that.

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smroadkill15 on 27 April 2018

I do loves boobs.

I think 3 and 4 are debatable.

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Aeolus451 on 27 April 2018

Hmm. I can believe all of that except the kids part and why isn't butts on that list especially with yoga pants being so popular? Shopping at Wal-Mart has gotten alot better. 😻