CrazyGamer2017 on 27 April 2018
| SvennoJ said: How do kids make you live longer, they suck the life out of me! It's also impossible to stare at boobs with my kids around, or have sex. Self contradicting list. |
Sell your kids, not only will you get your life back but you'll make a few bucks on top of it 
Put them on Ebay or something.
PS: Is Ebay even still a thing? Haven't been on that website in so long. Is it still relevant?
