Dad: This farm has been in the family for 6 generations, and one day it'll all be yours, son.

Kid: Gee, thanks pa!

*single tear slowly rolls down grandpas cheek* 

For three generations the Jenkins family has been wandering through their Indiana wheatfields to let the amber waves of grain gently stroke their testicles.

LMFAO

A non sex related one

Father: Son, just like this wheatfield will soon be gone... so will your hair.

Son: The Hell?!

Grandpa: Ha, ha, ha! Genetics is a b*tch.

Very observant! Gotta love the senile granpa.

Together: Public Roleplay!
Hubby: Fap with me, baby gurl
Wifey: 'k, honey bun. Help me with this golf club

k, as much as possible, be whitty. The sex jokes, make them if you have something really whitty (like bonglover's wheat one), otherwise they are often too easy. I'm going to try to lead by example since I have a tendency to make them.

PSwiiBox3 in tutu:

First Pic: Yes, I'm TutuLoco for puffy pet monkey tutu's and spotted spurge tights!
Second Pic: I believe I can.. fly... . ... .Oh, nPie.., Pezus Iced, ...NOT!

happydolphin said:

Left: This is your brain on drugs.
Right: This is your brain on drugs.

Any questions?