A non sex related one
Father: Son, just like this wheatfield will soon be gone... so will your hair.
Son: The Hell?!
Grandpa: Ha, ha, ha! Genetics is a b*tch.
Please excuse my bad English.
Currently gaming on a PC with an i5-4670k@stock (for now), 16Gb RAM 1600 MHz and a GTX 1070
Steam / Live / NNID : jonxiquet Add me if you want, but I'm a single player gamer.