I felt like the thing was insulting me, personally, the whole Jersey shore soundtrack and OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SNAAAAPPPPP atitude and the bloody crowd cheering for unknown reason while they shown crap

I had my middle finger the whole time pointing at my own screen.

but then something amazing happened, they shown Tomb Raider and Resident Evil, and out of bloody nowhere  my other middle finger was summoned.

but then a miracle happened  they shown that Angry Birds like game and that southpark game and then my penis grew a middle finger out of nowhere and began to point it at the screen, of course this isn't really normal, but it happened.

then they shown that dance one,  usher or some shit, and my penis grow another finger and a mouth then started dancing while cursing vulgar words at every microsoft employee

then after that guy made a "Usher" pun , and then my penis stopped caring and brought a gun out of his pocket and shot my balls.

now i have no balls, and I am bleeding all over, while having my two middle fingers up in the air.

How the fuck am I going to explain all this shit  to my doctor while giving him the finger?

Don't go to a Doctor about this.

The SONY conference is the perfect cure!

pix plz

Don't worry, Sony's conference starts in a few hours. You need to see games, and lots of them.

That's how I felt. I also had two middle fingers pointed at the screen after they showed Resident Evil 6 and Tomb Raider, SO disappointing.

yOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?

I enjoyed it overall. Like the practical presentations for the kinect and smart glass stuff, really enjoyed the vids for Forza Horizons and Halo 4, but was disappointed by the lack of gameplay for GoWJ and LocoCycle (I'm a big Twisted Pixel fan).

I was also saddened by RE 6. It looks way to action oriented. They need to slow it down a bit.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/528968

Warning NSFW

I doubt sony's going to be any better, I actually had no plan to watch the confrenses, and had no excitement for it, but that shit Microsoft did was just insulting xD