I felt like the thing was insulting me, personally, the whole Jersey shore soundtrack and OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SNAAAAPPPPP atitude and the bloody crowd cheering for unknown reason while they shown crap
I had my middle finger the whole time pointing at my own screen.
but then something amazing happened, they shown Tomb Raider and Resident Evil, and out of bloody nowhere my other middle finger was summoned.
but then a miracle happened they shown that Angry Birds like game and that southpark game and then my penis grew a middle finger out of nowhere and began to point it at the screen, of course this isn't really normal, but it happened.
then they shown that dance one, usher or some shit, and my penis grow another finger and a mouth then started dancing while cursing vulgar words at every microsoft employee
then after that guy made a "Usher" pun , and then my penis stopped caring and brought a gun out of his pocket and shot my balls.
now i have no balls, and I am bleeding all over, while having my two middle fingers up in the air.
How the fuck am I going to explain all this shit to my doctor while giving him the finger?
