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Citan on 15 January 2010
Rainbird said:
Citan said:

  
Rainbird said:
Citan said:
Seraphic_Sixaxis said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

Hahahaha, good one.

Yes, he should be a journalist. I`m sure he`d be a funny one too.

Maybe he could write something funny about al qaida.

I can spew comedy about anything, but anything I say will always spawn deeper reflections in my readers.

Ha ha ha,  I  am  so  funny.

Citan, I need your help! These people enslaved me in my own home. They programmed me to type out that up there, it's horrible! But watch out, if they can't turn you into one of theirs, they'll kill you and make it look like an accident! Just like they did with Elvis!

Ok, let`s be honest here. I think you`re a fool that try to be funny. But let`s talk about humor shall we?

There are several types of humor. To mention a few important ones:

Freudian Slip: a funny statement which seems to just pop out, but which actually comes from the person’s subconscious thoughts.

Banter: good-natured teasing back and forth; exchange of witty remarks.

Blue Humor: not appropriate for the public speaker. Humor based on easily offensive subjects like making love, body parts, and bodily functions.

 Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.

Conundrum: a word puzzle that can’t be solved because the answer is a pun. Ex: why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.

 

A tip for you so that people from more intellectual parts of world can enjoy your jokes: (humor for beginners, that is; bad jokes)

http://www.jokesprank.com/bad-jokes/badjokes.html

 

My style:

Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference.

Thoughts?

 Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.



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Rainbird on 15 January 2010
Kantor said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

Dear XXX,

You are a fine specimen of person, and all should follow your example, to keep their fingers, hands, heads and other bodily parts intact and attached to the body to which they belong.

You have nothing to worry about.

For now.

Yours sincerely,

Kantor

Enquiries

VGChartz Ltd.

Thank you! Thank you thank you thank kind sir! I shall cherish the corporation until eternity!

theprof00 said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

XXX You were warned not to contact the outside.

I swear I told to write that, I was approved by the corporation it self!

I want to live! ;_;



Citan on 15 January 2010
Rainbird said:
Kantor said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

Dear XXX,

You are a fine specimen of person, and all should follow your example, to keep their fingers, hands, heads and other bodily parts intact and attached to the body to which they belong.

You have nothing to worry about.

For now.

Yours sincerely,

Kantor

Enquiries

VGChartz Ltd.

Thank you! Thank you thank you thank kind sir! I shall cherish the corporation until eternity!

theprof00 said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

XXX You were warned not to contact the outside.

I swear I told to write that, I was approved by the corporation it self!

I want to live! ;_;

Sucker(Also known as licker): A leading part of humor where one person tries to lick another to make him laugh so the humorist can feel stronger inside.

 



Rainbird on 15 January 2010
Citan said:

Sucker(Also known as licker): A leading part of humor where one person tries to lick another to make him laugh so the humorist can feel stronger inside.



Citan on 15 January 2010
Rainbird said:
Citan said:

Sucker(Also known as licker): A leading part of humor where one person tries to lick another to make him laugh so the humorist can feel stronger inside.

Desperado: The humorist tries desperately to use other medium to make people laugh even though it ain`t funny at all.



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Rainbird on 15 January 2010
Citan said:
Rainbird said:
Citan said:

Sucker(Also known as licker): A leading part of humor where one person tries to lick another to make him laugh so the humorist can feel stronger inside.

Desperado: The humorist tries desperately to use other medium to make people laugh even though it ain`t funny at all.

I figured it's time I make a comment. Anyway, I'm having great fun finding the right comics for the situation.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need some sleep and it's past 1 in the morning. Night night.



darthdevidem01 on 15 January 2010

is this a joke thread?



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Smeags on 15 January 2010

This is great and all, but I think it's time for more adventures in Avatar (VGChartz edition!)

Smeags-tiri: To become "VGChartzer", poster, you must choose the VGChartz Terms of Use and it must also choose you.

Citan Sully: When?

Smeags-tiri: When you are ready.

*Smeags-tiri flies off into VGChartz*

...

Are you ready Citan? Are you?!



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badgenome on 15 January 2010

Wait, we can't call Rainbird a fool anymore? This site is really going downhill.



adriane23 on 16 January 2010
Citan said:
Rainbird said:
Citan said:

  
Rainbird said:
Citan said:
Seraphic_Sixaxis said:
Rainbird said:

I was told to post here, because I am a mindless goon who has no self control and can't formulate my own opinions.

I follow this site and their owners blindly and like my fingers to stay on my hands.

I am the biggest coward here which makes everyone look less cowardly, but against my will. We have no basic rights.

I follow the strong willpower of my beloved dictator.

...

Please help me.

 

Yours truly,
XXX

Hahahaha, good one.

Yes, he should be a journalist. I`m sure he`d be a funny one too.

Maybe he could write something funny about al qaida.

I can spew comedy about anything, but anything I say will always spawn deeper reflections in my readers.

Ha ha ha,  I  am  so  funny.

Citan, I need your help! These people enslaved me in my own home. They programmed me to type out that up there, it's horrible! But watch out, if they can't turn you into one of theirs, they'll kill you and make it look like an accident! Just like they did with Elvis!

Ok, let`s be honest here. I think you`re a fool that try to be funny. But let`s talk about humor shall we?

There are several types of humor. To mention a few important ones:

Freudian Slip: a funny statement which seems to just pop out, but which actually comes from the person’s subconscious thoughts.

Banter: good-natured teasing back and forth; exchange of witty remarks.

Blue Humor: not appropriate for the public speaker. Humor based on easily offensive subjects like making love, body parts, and bodily functions.

 Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.

Conundrum: a word puzzle that can’t be solved because the answer is a pun. Ex: why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.

 

A tip for you so that people from more intellectual parts of world can enjoy your jokes: (humor for beginners, that is; bad jokes)

http://www.jokesprank.com/bad-jokes/badjokes.html

 

My style:

Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference.

Thoughts?

 Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said.

Irony: Getting banned because of a post you made in your own thread.



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