Sure, it's not all low scores (this is apparently one of those games where half of reviewers give it great scores and half give it bad scores), and I probably shouldn't say anything at all because I haven't played the game myself, but... Seriously, look at it!
Looking at gameplay videos, and more importantly the GameTrailers review, I just can't possibly imagine what motivated GamePro to give it a 5/10. And 1Up giving it a C+, for that matter.
Has anyone here played the game and can say what might be so wrong with it that it gets a 5/10?