I'll just throw this in there: 5 or 6? Britain has 86 counties...
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coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population Because we know how to use contraception 2 - About 40 times your land area Granted. 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs True. 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports China won the last olympics. 5 - USA has a military 5x larger Who are, at the moment, evenly divided between middle Eastern countries 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 Duh, you have 5 times the people. We have more large companies per capita. 7 - Hollywood movies Mike Bassett England Manager. 8 - Coke & Pepsi 9 - The American Dream 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America 12 - Capitalism 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em! That's a good thing? 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention The World Wide Web you're posting on? Oh yeah, a British invention. 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches! Higher in caffeine. 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? The PC is our console. We have Lionhead, and Bullfrog. 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha Rough? It's rugby played by a bunch of people in full body armour. 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler Bond doesn't drive a Ford, does he? 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? We've had a female PM, though. 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it! 22 - Texas ??? 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47) 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas It's been raining for the last week, and sunny for the previous six months. 27 - Statue of Liberty Big Ben. 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? ...Cornwall? 29 - Megan effing Fox! Keira Knightley! *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!! The Irish can take credit for that. 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing As I said, 86 |
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Mike Bassett England Manager = best football film, ever, soo funnny
Football is a LOT more dangerous then Rugby... the padding is there for a reason. The sanctioned hits in football are stuff that would be outright outlawed in Rugby, hell it's illegal to block.
coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population Larger isn't better, it's just larger. Also we kick your ass on population density if you want to go down that route anyway. 2 - About 40 times your land area Yeah, and most of it is unusable desert and mountains, and the bits you can use aren't. 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs I struggle to see, apart from the end of WWII, why this make USA better than Britain. 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports Well of course you're better at american football, you're the only country that plays it. Now at the football (not handegg) world cup we are in the same group. I can't wait to see England kick USA's ass in the worlds largest and most important sport 5 - USA has a military 5x larger You said it though, 5 times larger population, so military personnel per capita is still about the same. 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 We started the industrial revolution, most of those companies wouldn't exist if we didn't get the ball rolling. 7 - Hollywood movies Ah! touché 8 - Coke & Pepsi Irn Bru... 9 - The American Dream Hasn't existed for years. 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place Yeah we suck on that front. 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America Nobody's ever been to a Wendy's outside of the USA. But the other two I guess we can thank you for... Thanks for the obesity problems 12 - Capitalism Yeah, you didn't invent it and we in Britain are also capitalist. 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em! That's not a reason, that's just a statement. 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention How so? It was British for the most part. Charles Babbage, Alan Turing, George Boole, Ada Lovelace, the British army... All of these were working on the computer before the USA even knew what a computer was. 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches! We drink both tea and coffee. 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? ZX Spectrum... *Wipes tear from eye as memories of the past fade away* 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha Come here and play Rugby then. 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler Our cars all extremely sporty and stylish, we win. It's not quantity, it's the quality. 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? Does the colour of a persons skin determine how well they run a country... Alert the masses instantly. 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands Prove it :-p 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it! With the help of the British military may I remind you. 22 - Texas Yorkshire 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood Sean Connery and Michael Caine 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47) Yes and rifles were invented by an Englishman named Benjamin Robins, so we pwn all guns. 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution Touché again old bean 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas Hey, we like our... No you're right, our weather sucks. 27 - Statue of Liberty Big Ben 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? Ascension island... Also the Scilly isles Bermuda. 29 - Megan effing Fox! Lily Cole. *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!! American beer is a piss poor excuse for beer. British beer is some of the best beer in the world, fact 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing Try 86 lol
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Also. If I were going to argue for the USA being the best country in the world i'd go with this.
The US spends more on Medical Research then the rest of the world COMBINED.
The US spends more on scientific research then the rest of the world and still the leaders in general.
tombi123 said:
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Eh, actually the US entering the war did in a way save you from WW2.
Not the Nazis mind you... but the Russians.
Without the US involvement in the Europeon Theatre USSR likely would of took all of Germany and even most of France.
With taking all of germany would come their atom bomb secrets. Which the US may not have been working on had it won the war.
In otherwods. USSR Hegemony and a general rise of "communism" which was really cronyism.
I mean heck, England might of even signed a treaty with the Nazis. It was barely holding on even with all the illegal help FDR was giving the UK behind the US citizens backs.
highwaystar101 said:
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pfft. well, at least our taxes aren't as high. And at least our money goes to "things" and not some saggy old lady with a lot of jewels. Hooray for more spending money to go on video games! :D
EDIT: Oh, and we have "counties" too, they're like "states within states" and we have 3140 to be exact. .
coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population,and??? 2 - About 40 times your land area 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs,sorry how is this good? 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports,lol woah cos loads of countries play american football dont they/ 5 - USA has a military 5x larger,doenst mean five times better 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 7 - Hollywood movies, subjective 8 - Coke & Pepsi 9 - The American Dream 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America,sorry is that ment to be good thing? 12 - Capitalism 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!,again how is this ment to be a good hting? 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention.That internet your using right now? thats an british invention 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!sunjective 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha,lol yeah im sure it is with ll your big pads portecting your guys from anything 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler. 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!and then you wonder why your so unpopular 22 - Texas,yeah most people think thats a bad hting 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood,clints cool but captain price is better than john wayne 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)fail 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas,we dont need sunshine 27 - Statue of Liberty,you didnt even make it 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? 29 - Megan effing Fox! *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!!,er,america didnt invent beer 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing,we ruled half of the worlds population and we have a lot of commonwealth countries would back us up in wars |
"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"
"England expects that everyman will do his duty"
"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
I'm too lazy to read this entire thread, but I assume everyone agreed with the thread title and then proceeded to post praise after praise about America. Thanks, everyone!
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