coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population Because we know how to use contraception 2 - About 40 times your land area Granted. 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs True. 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports China won the last olympics. 5 - USA has a military 5x larger Who are, at the moment, evenly divided between middle Eastern countries 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 Duh, you have 5 times the people. We have more large companies per capita. 7 - Hollywood movies Mike Bassett England Manager. 8 - Coke & Pepsi 9 - The American Dream 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America 12 - Capitalism 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em! That's a good thing? 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention The World Wide Web you're posting on? Oh yeah, a British invention. 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches! Higher in caffeine. 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? The PC is our console. We have Lionhead, and Bullfrog. 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha Rough? It's rugby played by a bunch of people in full body armour. 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler Bond doesn't drive a Ford, does he? 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? We've had a female PM, though. 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it! 22 - Texas ??? 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47) 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas It's been raining for the last week, and sunny for the previous six months. 27 - Statue of Liberty Big Ben. 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? ...Cornwall? 29 - Megan effing Fox! Keira Knightley! *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!! The Irish can take credit for that. 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing As I said, 86 |
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